Because taking care of your body doesn’t require eating perfectly – it requires mindfulness.

Letโs be real – this is not gonna be a โBest Meal Plan!โ post, & Iโm not gonna yell at you for not eating like an Instagram dietician (theyโre liars anyway ๐).
As part of the healing, growing, & maintaining a healthy life series, weโre gonna talk aboutโฆnot eating like an asshole.
Because what you put into your body is more important than most things.
Repercussions
I spent last year paying much more attention to what I was eating after some concerning cholesterol results. My doctor encouraged me to make some changes, and I decided to focus less on โdietingโ and more on actually nourishing myself.
My new, self-imposed diet primarily consisted of increased protein & produce, and minimal saturated fats, excessive salts, & added sugar.
Which worked incredibly well! Iโve lost about 25 pounds! โบ Iโm happier now about how I physically look & feel than Iโve ever been in my life!!
That version of me was determined. This year’s me is tired.
This year, Iโve been burned out. I like a lot of variety, & a lot of flavor – in my meals, as well as in life.
So, hereโs where Iโve landedโฆ
The Anti-Diet
The best thing you can do for your body isnโt following a strict diet.
Itโs mindful consumption.
Rules are tools, not masters.
Iโm not going to sit in the corner with a salad at a party, angrily watching everyone else enjoy some barbecue. Fuck that.
But Iโm also not going to eat until I feel like I need to be rolled home.
I drink a lot of lime water. Water is crucial, especially during summer. One thing I learned from working in the ER – dehydration is ridiculously common.
I hate water. But I like lime water. ๐
I use smaller plates & bowls than even my kids, most days. It helps me question if I really need more of that amazing curry I made for dinner. (Omg, my curry is amazeballs!)
And looking at that smaller bowl reminds me to savor my food instead of shoveling as much deliciousness in my face as quickly as possible. (Why do that anyway? As though someoneโs gonna steal it? ๐ )
Find Your Minimum
Paying attention to what you put into your body is one of the most essential forms of self care & self respect that you can do, especially when youโre not feeling well and that candy dish is singing show tunes.
Find your minimum. Make it stupidly easy. And on the days when everything goes to shit, do that one thing.
Every day, I make sure to drink water.
On my worst days, I make sure to eat at least one vegetable. (Even on โFuck All Dayโ!)
Whatโs your minimum? Drop it in the comments – I want to know what “not eating like an asshole” looks like for you on a hellish day.
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Stay real. Live vibrantly. And rock the fuck on. ๐๐ค๐ป




